Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Dispatch from Alaska: The Lost Boys, NeverLand, so where is Captain Hook?
Due to the 17+ hours of daylight here in this part of AK, with the days continuing to get longer by the day until the Summer solstice on June 21st people tend to be up late. Today, work and the bi-weekly company BBQ/meeting . . . I mean cookout( Being from the South I am always quick to point out that unless there is a pig slow cooking in the ground its not a BBQ) ends around 8 pm and we are off to the disc golf course for 18 holes. Since Haines was the last place I thought would have a disc gold course I did not bring my discs, but quickly pick a few up in town.
The course uses empty beer kegs with the bottom cut out mounted on a 4x4 post, instead of “ringing the chains” all one must do is hit the keg and a ringing similar to a bell sound rolls out. One of the directors for AMG is playing with us, and the rest of the players range in number of seasons spent in AK. I am watching this group of guys running from hole to hole and realize that the time is approaching 10 pm and it feels like 6. Along with the side conversations and friendly competitive spirits I think to myself, “We are like the ‘Lost Boys’ with Drasie as our ‘Peter Pan’ and Haines, AK is our ‘NeverLand’”. There is no Tinker Bell, with her magic dust, but the sunlight all day long is invigorating and makes most feel compelled to stay busy since the winter will be spent mostly dormant due to 6 hour or less of sunlight. With the Lynn Canal and the glaciated mountains surrounding town there is adventure to be had where ever you look. Many peaks have not been climbed, salmon can be pulled from the ocean and rivers with your hands at certain times, Dungeness crab can be caught just off the shore daily. The climate is to cold for the Crocodile with the ticking clock inside it to be here but rumors of the rare “glacier bear” a silver colored brown bear in the area are the talk at the Bamboo room some mornings. So if this is Neverland, where is Captain Hook? The character of Captain Hook is played by the lone DMV employee here. I have been working on getting my Commercial Driver’s License. The process is time consuming, the tests are meticulous, and the hours of the DMV ridiculous. So ‘Captain Hook’ a.k.a, the DMV employee does not have a hook-hand, nor does she wear a pirate hat, but like the O.G Hook constantly sought Peter Pan, she seeks to make getting a CDL in Haines harder than remembering how to fly without pixie dust. After three attempts at the written tests and 2 attempts at the practical I am only continuing for the license so that I win and she loses and 3 times is supposed to be the charm right?
Call me crazy, but because there is nothing to do here in Haines compared to that of my former residences, Atlanta, Charlotte, Boone, and Asheville, the lack of resources seems to free a person up to do, think or create almost anything. Most people here relish in the idea that they build there own house, catch, kill, and grow there own food. There are no strip-malls or traffic to waist time in.
So while Desoto, Cortez and the rest of the disease carrying Spaniards searched endlessly for “Eldorado” and the “fountain of youth” the Tlingets and other native tribes where living in the land of gold and benefiting from the vast days of sunlight. Ah, if only they had sailed up the Lynn Canal, managed to elude the sirens of Seduction Point, bush-whacked through the dense forests covered with devil’s club and brown bears they might have found “Neverland” and avoided turning St. Augustine, FL into a tourist trap.
All the best,
Mike
Dispatch From Alaska: "Do you want a rattlesnake to the face?"
For those who don’t know I am out of the truck, camping at Tanani Point which is 3 miles outside of Haines. I found a windbreak in a grove of Sitka Spruce trees and Alders, which is a hermaphroditic shrub that grows in re-covering areas before the Western Hemlock and the aforementioned Spruce assume dominance of this Temperate Rainforest in S.E. AK. The Point is a former fuel depot for the closed Fort Seward. I am not exactly sure what the squatter rights are here in AK, but the community at Tanani is 5 strong. Our “shanty” town includes a fire pit for evening gatherings and doubles as the kitchen, there is a wood pile, hammock and slack-line (tightrope) for recreation. There are eagles on the rocks in the AM, a Minke whale that comes round daily, sea lions, seals, harbor porpoises, surf scooters, a female Moose and here calf across the road inside the abandoned fuel tank fields and as of this mourning about 7 am a good size bear judging by the butt imprint it left after eating on some fresh greens under my “big blue” tarp about 3 feet away from my head.
As calm as I am in most situations, the idea of having a hungry, fresh from hibernation bear feet away from me while I am zipped up in my tent with rain fly thus not having a line of sight on the animal was nerve-racking. At first I tell myself it is a bird, because song birds have been coming around in the AM, but this is bigger than a bird. Next logical deduction is a stray dog, like the one that came into camp when I was with my Dad on a canoe trip in Michigan at a young age, but dogs tend to run through camp and sniff, this animal came in and took a seat. Is it Abby, Jon, Cory, or Lindsey one of my fellow co-workers and fellow squatters? I decide to make a little noise, with my sounds comes grunts and rustling from the animal. “Is that. . . it sure is a candy bar wrapper in my pocket, this time it might not be a rattlesnake to face but a bludgeoning slap from a brown bear. Damn, I am going to have to wait this one out, “do I have my knife if I should have to cut the tent and run”? “Was that a . . . yep that was a fart”, some large animal has decided to come and sit next to me and rip ass. 20 minutes pass by and the grunting seems to have moved, has the bear or whatever it is left? I grab my hat, put my keys and phone in my jacket, grab my Dickies pants and start to unzip the tent. Alright, no attack or grunting, I get the rain fly open and grab my rubber boots and take a quick look and there it is, the ass print in the spruce duff from a bear, visual evidence and I am on to the beach. Pants and rubber boots in hand I quickly get dressed and make my way to the fire ring and up to the other tents on the point. Turns out everyone is still there, I had thought briefly to text message one of them to come over and scare the bear off, but I figured that everyone was at work. I knock on the truck where one of the squatters is sleeping and ask if they want to go bear hunting? We make our way back through the trees and walk around my camp, no bear in sight, but the ass imprint in the ground is still there. Since my day-off started earlier than I expected, breakfast at the Bamboo room is in order. Once inside I over hear some locals talking about bear hunting season which is still open for black bear and ask if when a bear is seated it will leave an imprint similar to a humans, and his response is a definitive, “Yep” followed by, “where are you camped at?”
The day progresses with a good run, ½ gallon of Haines Brewery beer and a nap in the sunshine. I decide to go back to my tent, curious if the bear has come back. I approach slowly on the beach and whip a couple of rocks into camp . . . no movement. As I make my way into the camp, what could only be described as the smell from the bathrooms outfitted with a urinal trough at Fulton County Stadium in the late 1980’s combined with a Porta-Potty sitting out at the Coca-Cola 600 NASCAR race for 2 weeks has filled my “big blue” tarp. There it lies the fresh scat of Mr. Bear my new roomy, along with more depressions in the duff and paw prints. Abby, one of the tenants of Tanani Point, suggests, “Bears do not like to be uncomfortable where they rest, so let’s put some of the scrap vehicle parts (left on the beach from the military) where it likes to sit . . . maybe that will make it not want to return”. Anything at this point is worth re-claming my Sitka Spruce windbreak tent area. After we haul 6 awkward and discomforting metal objects into the camp, I balance an old Schlitz Malt Liquor can on the camshaft of a piece of heavy machinery and head back for the fire pit. If the bear returns he will have to knock over the can and the “Blue Bull” (Schlitz’s mascot) will stand guard. I decide to stay in the truck so that I am not up wondering when or if the bear will return.
Lesson of the story, general and accepted rules of doing different tasks exist in life because a common trend has been established. You will most likely see exemptions to the rule but not every time. Unless you want to come face to face with a rattle snake do not bring GORP with you to sleep in the lower 48 and there is nothing more comforting than sleeping with a sawed-off shotgun next to you while camping in Alaska as my boss tells me later that day when I talk with him about the morning’s events. Good thing that you can by shotguns at almost all general merchandise stores here in Haines, but I doubt that it will have to come to that. Plus the Canadian Mounties will not appreciate a Yank bringing my sawed-off “scatter” gun into Canada, they tend to belive it might spread American street violence in their peaceful country.
All the best,
Mike
Alaska: The Land of Runaways, Rogues, & Roust-abouts. . . "Greenies".
The “Greenies” are those who have moved to Haines for the remoteness and unspoiled beauty compared to their previous towns. They are artists, listen and support the NPR station, run the galleries, health food store, retired, etc. According to “John-O” who moved here from Juneau, and runs the Power and Telephone Company, the “Greenies” are also the group responsible for running the cruise ship industry out of Haines for many years by protesting, throwing food and spitting at people departing the ships and so on. The “Mud Bay” crowd as he calls them. “John-O” is the first to describe his birth state as a frontier still, where, “cold water bodies sink, they don’t float”. There is a lot about this town and the people that remind me of Boone, Clayton, and Asheville regarding the mix of locals and transplants. It must be a strange feeling when you come to a place to escape and hide while others come to vacation and recreate.
I have not figured out where the final segment of Haines residents fit in, the seasonal employees that consist of guides, heli-skiers, etc. Since Haines has become a world-class destination for helicopter access only skiing and boarding, there is no shortage of the “Spicoli” character played by Sean Penn from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”. The common site is a big truck with snowmobile or “snow machine” as the locals call them, in the bed outfitted with boards and skis. I have met a few who have made Haines their home, working and scouting during the summer and then guiding and filming all winter long. From the looks of them you would think normal local, old Cartharts, rubber boots, hoodie, but watch one of the videos filmed here and these guys are hucking 5000 foot glaciated peaks. If you are not able to afford the helicopter or ski plane access there is the analog way, detach the heal of your ski/board and climb the peak by foot and ski down. The later know as ski/board mountaineering involves the ability to ski steep and technical terrain, but also a sound knowledge in ice climbing and mountaineering to get to the unnamed peaks of the Chilkat Range.
This week the first of the 3 cruise ships that will be coming to Haines each week arrived. This season is the most active Port Chilkoot has been in a number of years. The local native tribe, Tlingits (pronounced Clingits) tour company folded this winter with everyone in town scrambling to figure out who is going to run the ferry system and many tour companies that they use to operate. The weather has cleared temporarily, really showing off for the first round of tourists. I am finally recovering from the “crud” as the local nurse/practitioner called it. I have been sick with an upper-respiratory thing for over a week. With a brief stint in an apartment, which had water damage and mold/mildew, I am back in the truck. The last place that I need to be feeling the way I do. I would be lying if I said that the thought to just crawl into the cab of the Tacoma and drive home to the hot and humid South had not crossed my mind on several occasions. The average day has been low 40’s, windy and rain, miserable even when you are not sick.
While out on a sea kayak tour with some clients we saw 10-12 humpback whales breaching the water. The most asked question is, “what elevation are we at in Haines”? The response is, “ how tall are you”? Being that sea level does not rise just because one is in Alaska. The eagles are down feeding on the hooligan fish and fresh seal carcasses and there was a bear sighted eating a family’s goat in their back yard this week.
John Muir wrote that once a person sees this part of Alaska, they had better stay or know that every place they see for the rest of their lives will be a disappointment. The fact that access to the world was different during Muir’s lifetime does not entirely discredit his statement. I will most likely run into a brown bear while running this summer and that is a testament to the scale of this wilderness. I have bought my rubber boots that are the staple footwear here and I should be in an apartment by the end of the week but skeptic I remain. While I am not a native Alaskan, nor consider myself an uber “Greenie”, I am finding out what it takes to live more comfortably here in Haines and anticipate an eventful summer with lots of good stories.
Thanks for all the encouragement to keep writing, Happy Memorial Day, and safe travels this summer.
More to follow from Alaska,
All the best,
Mike
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Dispatch From the Alaska Hwy. Day 2
Dispatch from the
You will have to excuse some of the grammar from Day 1, typed after 12 hours of driving and wanting to get the details down before they were lost to sleep. So if yesterday was Days of Thunder, today would have to be Cannon Ball Run or Rat Race for you younger people. I retired to the bed of my truck last night in the church parking lot of
I say this could be the Cannon Ball because of all the personalities that I have passed all headed for the same place. Couples in RVs, redneck Canuks, families in mini-vans, young couples in Subaru’s, the locals, etc. However, the prize is not the money of a Sheik or underground fame like in the movie, but the Final Frontier,
The Hwy winds through the Canadian Rockies in and out of the
Wanting to talk with friends and family, but without cell reception, I bust into laughter thinking of the show Arrested Development and the “surrogate Dad” where the father has a stand in man with a camera mounted to his head and a mic in the ear so he can talk through the “surrogate” and see what the stand in is looking at while he sits in prison. That is exactly what I need, one in
I am starting the climb into the Haines range, from where I will drop into the Valley of the Eagle and into
The Town of
I might not have won the Cannon Ball Run, but I started another adventure, which of late has been crucial to my understanding of myself and who I am. I am starting to feel comfortable with the fact that I have this “wanderlust” as my Mom calls it. Some say that I can not hold a job, have no direction, refuse to grow up, etc. To that I say I have a job, there is a universal known called the Cardinal directions and I intend on exploring them in my life, and age is just a number. To my friends and family, thank you for your continued support you are all missed. All of life’s experiences are nothing without people to share them with and hopefully by living my dreams, other people I meet will be compelled to get out and attempt their own.
More to follow
All the best, Mike
Friday, September 19, 2008
Dispatch From the Alaska Hwy. Day 1
Dispatch from the
More to come,
Mike